[Igor is walking alongside IA]
(potion explodes and covers everyone in foam)
James: DAMMIT! I JUST GOT THIS SHIRT!!!
James: WHY DID YOU DO THIS???
Me: "This jacket costed $35!"
Paper and Pizza are separate people, though I'm just one person whole. PaperPizza is them together.
Paper: Are you serious? INTELLEGENTATHIEST, (beep) you for doing this (beep)ing experiment even though it was a (beep)ing failure! (beep) you (beep) you (beep) you (beep) you (beep) you!
Pizza: CALM DOWN!!! Just because it's a failure doesn't mean it will last forever!
Me: (in my mind) "At least he didn't push my Berserk Button..."
James: (in his mind) (elbows Kool's mind.)
Me: (in his mind) "Are you reading my mind?"
James: (in his mind) I just did it for comedic intent.